*dies suffocating while trying not to cough in public*
can i stay at your place? no hobo
haha i triple dog dare you to fall in love with me and if you dont youre a wimp haha
these are too darn cute!
Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart
thats my right boob tho
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tODAY I MADE A TWITTER ACCOUNT FOR A BAGEL
BUT I GOT TOO EXCITED AND STARTED FAVORITING ALL THE TWEETS CONTAINING THE WORLD “BAGEL” SO TWITTER SUSPENDED ME AND I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO SO I SENT THEM THIS EMAIL
AND THEY UNSUSPENDED ME