bewbin:

you always gotta keep your opponent on their toes. unless your opponent is a ballerina, that is where they are most powerful 

trashnojutsu:

i dont trust people who are organised enough to balance a fuck ton of school stuff on top of a normal life because you know who else could do that??? fucking light yagami

supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

reallyreallyreallytrying:

medusa, trying to turn you to stone, but you accidentally called her “melissa” when you first walked in and now you’re too embarrassed to look at her. “it’s alright” she keeps saying “i get it all the time” but you still won’t look. u don’t even remember the stone thing until later

crime-and-puns:

*sets entire english language on fire*

crime-and-puns:

*sets entire english language on fire*

trashboat:

invisible jesus takes the world by storm

trashboat:

invisible jesus takes the world by storm

megachikorita:

some kid in my class wrote an essay about how it never explicitly says Beowulf isn’t a robot